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The nakedness, debauchery, and crazy drunken women are back and in a big way! Bret Michaels is still looking for his true love on that stripper pole, and we get to come along for the ride. Did you catch this week’s episode? I’ve got your recap after the jump.

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Last time, Bret met his 20 new drunken ladies and picked 4 VIPs. One girl got so drunk, she couldn’t make it to elimination and so someone else had to tell her to go home. Another girl got some anxiety issues and decided to go home giving Ambre the chance to stay.

The next morning, the girls are all sleeping and the drunken girl is still there. Peyton is the only one up when she finally stirs and recaps what happened at elimination and tells her to go home. She’s mad at herself and they tell her not to drink so much as she leaves.

The other girls are getting ready and one girl mentions that her family doesn’t know that she’s there. Inna is mad that Sarah is there on a dare and wants Bret to find out. She goes downstairs and tells Aubry about Sarah because she’s got a big mouth. Aubry goes outside and learns how to throw a football from Bret and asks to talk to him. She asks him what he’s looking for in a girl and he eventually mentions honesty and so she tells him about Sarah. He’s not bothered by it really, and thinks it could be just Aubry’s strategy.

Big John calls all the girls down to the living room and gives them a note. Angelique reads it and you can’t really understand her and the subtitles don’t help. The girls think it’s a talent show so Destiney decides to do Kung Fu. Angelique is going to make him a chocolate mousse and Sarah is going to Belly Dance even though she’s never done it before. Kristy Joe is going to tie cherry stems with her tongue, Ambre is going to wrap herself up and then unwrap herself and Niki wrote a poem.

When they meet up with Bret, they find out they have to do their talent in a peep show booth and have 30 seconds. He can extend the time by putting coins in the machine. The three winners get a date with him.

The girls get nervous and practice. Aubry goes first and is playing the drums. The other girls get to watch on a screen from the living room. She plays and Bret nods and jams but then she stops and thanks her. Destiney shows off her Kung Fu moves and he gets turned on by her moves. The other girls cheer for her as he puts in another token. Niki is up and reads her poem, which doesn’t thrill him. Some other girl (don’t know her name) writes Merry Me (misspelled). Catherine says a poem and doesn’t get a token. Kristy Joe irons and it turns him on. Another girl turns thongs into a flag which he likes. Inna ties the cherry stems. Ambre thrills him with her present and he likes Daisy a lot. Peyton sings and plays the guitar and Bret thinks she’s great. Angelique is not worried because she’s the only stripper and she gets naked and smeared with chocolate mousse.

Bret gathers them all in and tells them Peyton was a knock out and Daisy did an awesome job and gives Kristy Joe props, but decides Ambre will be the third girl on the date due to originality. Some of the girls go to bed and others come back downstairs and gets mad the VIPs went to bed early. He grabs a guitar and sings and plays for the girls who stayed up. Bret tells the girls to go wake them up and give the VIPs hell and that there will be a special dance off the next day for VIP passes. The VIPs aren’t thrilled when the girls barge in the room and relay Bret’s message.

The next morning, Big John bellows to get all the girls downstairs and smacks down the VIPs for going to bed early. He hands Ambre a note and she gets excited about their date. They head off in the limo and the other girls stay home. The VIP girls decide they are going to make Bret a card to apologize for not being there the night before. On the date, they are going to ride four wheelers with Bret. They get changed into their riding outfits and Bret explains how to drive the ATVs. Daisy is super confused and she’s afraid she’s going to lose a leg. Bret says the girls really figured it out. Ambre gets some air and does 360s and thinks it’s the best thing ever.

Back at the house, Inna decides she and Angelique are going to set up the dance floor for the dance contest. Meanwhile, the VIP girls are still making a huge and glittery card for Bret. Back at the ATV course, Bret is talking about how he needs someone with music in their lives and Ambre is very quiet. Bret decides to take Ambre off for some one on one time to get to know her. He is trying to find something they have in common. She opens up to him and Bret thinks she could be one of the best kissers he’s ever kissed.

Back at the house, the VIP girls are waiting at the door in their little outfits and Inna and Angelique decide to get in some lingerie and sit in front of them. The date winners hop in the limo to come back to the house. The VIP girls go and get chairs to put right in front of the door and then Inna and Angelique put their chairs even closer to the door. They hear the limo pull up and Bret comes in and Angelique and Inna tell him they have a surprise for him in the living room and he’s happy about the card from the VIP girls. He’s happy that Angelique and Inna set up the dance contest and makes them judges.

It’s time for the dance contest and Bret comes in and gives the rules. They have to draw a style of dance out of bowl and the winners get passes they can use at any time for one on one with Bret. The girls do a lot of fun dances like the worm and the moonwalk and then others have no idea what they are doing so they just do whatever. Roxy owns the funky chicken. Angelique and Inna go with Bret to his room to figure out the winners. They all agree about Roxy and then choose Destiney and Daisey. Bret then reminds everyone that the elimination ceremony is that night and he goes off to get ready.

Angelique is very confident she’s staying because she took off her clothes in the peep show and set up the dance contest. The girls all gather for elimination and Ambre says she has a connection now. Inna wants Sarah to go home because she’s there on a dare. Bret comes in and he says the dance contest was killer. He calls out Sarah and says he’s heard she’s there on a dare. She hopes Bret will listen to her side of the story as Inna and Angelique jumps in. Bret calls Sarah down to him and tells her it’s not her place and time and her tour ends there. She cries, but says she respects his decision. The first pass goes to Inna, then Peyton, Ambre, Destiney, Megan, Daisy, Roxy, Jessica, Kristy Joe, Catherine, Aubry, and the final pass goes to Angelique and Korie and Niki are mad that she stayed over them. She tries to tongue kiss Bret and he’s scared of the tongue. He brings Niki down to say goodbye and she cries. Bret doesn’t even know Korie’s name and just calls her “you”. They all grab a beer and toast.

Next time, they get to have a roller derby and Lacey makes an appearance. The house gangs up on Kristy Joe and Destiney does whatever she has to do to get Bret.