Reality Rewind 10/22 (I Love New York)

Who had love for New York this week? She narrowed it down to her top 10 guys tonight. Is your favorite still around? Find out in the recap after the jump!
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Previously, Midget Mac almost drowned, New York bonded with Buddha and found out Tailor Made was married and in the process of getting divorced. She got rid of Unsure for trying to give her a jacket he bought for another girl, and then Sister Patterson was upset another of her boys went home. Yours threw a fit before leaving when Tailor Made got the last chain.
This week the guys are sitting around playing pool and Tailor Made decided to take out the Entertainer because he doesn’t like him. He starts talking to Midget Mac about how Entertainer is talking behind his back about his height. Mac runs off to get in his face about it. Tailor Made follows and tries to egg him on. The Entertainer threatens to kill Tailor Made for talking smack about him. Tailor Made wants him to hit him so he has to leave and Entertainer says he loves New York and wants to stay.
Buddha wants to prank Tailor Made and It. He and some others set up a fake challenge about standing as long as possible outside. They run through the house telling the rest of the guys to stand outside as long as possible to win a breakfast with New York. It’s all fake, but they all buy it and stand outside after 3 AM. Buddha drops out right away as do the other guys who were in on it. Tailor Made, Cheezy, and It are the only ones left and Cheezy goes outside. New York finds It and Tailor Made outside asleep on the rocks when she gets up in the morning and laughs at them getting punk’d. Apparently this makes Tailor Made extremely upset that Buddha did that to him.
They guys gather to hear their real challenge, which is helping New York brand herself. New York picked the teams and hilariously put Cheezy, Tailor Made, and It all together who are all tired still from the fake challenge. Buddha tries to come up ideas for his team, but the other guys didn’t like the idea and they finally decide on a New York style iPod. The Entertainer takes a bottle of liquor and puts a cape on it calling a perfume. Man Man hates the idea. Pretty, Punk, and Mr. Wise come up with some clothing line. The tired guys decide Blaxploitation films would be a good idea. It, however, wants to market a home AIDS test. Cheezy thinks it’s a bad idea to compare New York to an STD. It keeps talking about sex and condoms and Tailor Made whines about staying up all night.
They all load their projects into vans and are taken to meet New York, a celebrity publicist, and her mom. She’s trying to find a guy who can help her brand herself instead of depending on them for money. Buddha, 20 Pack, and Wolf go first and they pitch their iPod idea. New York hates it but loves Buddha’s hotness and thinks about having sex on the table with him. Midget Mac, Man Man, and The Entertainer present their perfume, but can’t answer the questions about their perfume. New York is not impressed with the caped bottle of liquor. The Entertainer tries to pawn off their mess on Man Man and then Midget Mac jumps up on the table, which is the only part New York actually liked.
Team Pretty Wise Punk comes in with some cutouts in their clothing line and she loves it. They keep impressing her with their pitch up until they call her voluptuous, which she interprets as “fat”. They try to explain curvy and voluptuous is not fat, but they’ve already lost her attention. She still liked their idea and presentation, though. It is asleep in the lobby when his group gets called in to present. Cheezy thinks she’ll love their movie project. It starts rambling about how he’s the kung fu sidekick. New York actually likes the idea of the movie and thinks she could totally be a movie star. She tells all the guys in the lobby she needs to deliberate with the judges on who will win and then will tell them later at the house.
When she returns from the deliberation, she tells Midget Mac, Man Man, and The Entertainer they sucked. Buddha, 20 Pack, and Wolf got admonished for doing something that was created 5 years ago. Tailor Made, Cheezy, and It were told their character was over the top. Pretty Wise Punk got love for their well-thought out project, but the movie guys win. She gives Tailor Made the solo date and that makes Cheezy really mad. He’s whining about it and the other guys tell him to go talk to New York. He does and she agrees to give him the solo date and he goes to tell Tailor Made. He then goes to tell New York he did it all and gets the date back. New York tells Cheezy she can only go on one solo date and takes Tailor Made away in the limo.
New York takes Tailor Made to a jewelry store where they have dinner. She’s excited to spend time with him because he likes the finer things in life. He tells her he wants to spend time with the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with. She gives him a gift and they head back to the house. Meanwhile, Cheezy is still complaining about the date. Buddha is pissed off about it, too, because Tailor Made shook Cheezy’s hand and said it was okay that he could have the date. Cheezy promises to give Tailor Made a piece of his mind when he gets back from the date.
Tailor Made and New York get back and make out in the foyer and then he gloats about how great his date was. Cheezy goes off on him about being a jerk and Tailor Made thinks he should be thanking him for the group date.
The next day, It reads the note from New York saying they will be getting a sneak peek of New York looking her hottest. The guys get ready and then New York meets them. It is being aggressive while Cheezy is being a gentleman. They head to a photoshoot and New York gets into some lingerie for the first pictures and It starts to drool on her. It and New York pose by a pool table and he’s all over her licking her and she likes he’s aggressive in a sexual manner. She thought it was fun and then Cheezy wants to make it all about her. He starts stripping down to his heart boxers to show her he’s manly enough by picking her up. New York turns her head when he tries to kiss her and she loves spanking him and he enjoys it.
When they get back, New York finds The Entertainer in her bathtub with a bubble bath ready for her. She gets in the tub in her dress and he starts sucking her toes which turns her on. She said any doubts she had about him melted away. He says he’s not into foot fetishes but she’s worth it. Tailor Made knocks on her door and says he’s frightened by the Entertainer and he’s concerned for her well-being. He thinks the Entertainer is a loose cannon and unstable and is worried about her when he’s not there to protect her.
It’s time for eliminations and Buddha wants Tailor Made to go home and Tailor Made thinks the Entertainer needs to go. The Entertainer doesn’t think he’ll go home because he sucked New York’s toes. She comes into the room and tells them she sees a lot of potential in a lot of those guys. New York gives the first chain to Tailor Made which makes Buddha want to beat him down. She announces she knows Tailor Made is there for her and that he called the Entertainer a psychopath. She gives the next chain to It. Punk and Buddha get chains and Buddha tells her he can’t invade her privacy like Tailor Made does and he wants to beat him up. Midget Mac gets his chain, does a cartwheel, and hugs Sister Patterson. Pretty, 20 Pack, Wolf, and Mr. Wise get chains. Man Man and Cheezy are confused as to why they haven’t been called and Entertainer is mad that Tailor Made could have messed up his chances.
New York is down to her last chain and tells the Entertainer that her mom may think he’s crazy, but he can suck a mean toe so he gets the chain. Sister Patterson calls him a freak and nasty and he’s filthy and psychotic. He says he doesn’t care about proving himself to New York’s mom. New York says goodbye to Cheezy and she just didn’t feel him in that way, and that Man Man didn’t give enough of an effort for her. The survivors toast to staying in the house.
Next time, New York wants a guy who can hold their own in the boxing ring. The house decides to have a house meeting and call out Tailor Made for being a weasel. Someone spits on someone else and they don’t think that’s cool at all. Mr. Wise and Buddha both get in Tailor Made’s face and New York cancels the elimination ceremony that night because of the violence.

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